You know what is so AWESOME but LAME at the same time?

I bought some shirts just a short while ago.

But they're now too big for me.

I fit in old clothes from way back when.

But they're dated-looking.

I'm losing inches.

But I swear the weight is just settling around my hips.

I've had no pop for a week.

But I still fight the craving for "fizz."

I now experience euphoria when running.

But I still want to pass out from huffing & puffing.

I (mostly) don't care if people see me running anymore.

But I still get a little embarrassed running in front of others.

That's it for today. Go! And do! Get moving!